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Friday, April 01, 2011

Modest and reasonable

A modest and reasonable poem about a subject that people are always modest and reasonable about.

The Ultimate Absolute Complete and Utterly Final Global Warming Poem

Gaia dying
Gaia dying
Planet frying
Koalas sighing
Kittens crying
Kittens crying
Gillard lying
Abbott denying
Bob Brown trying
Cities drowning
Forests drying
Sparks flying
Bush bushfiring
Kittens crying
KITTENS CRYING
Oil men buying buying buying
Obama DEFYING
Children WHYing?
KITTENS CRYING
KITTENS CRYING
Evidence solidifying
Climate scientists verifying
Flannery testifying
Abbott lying
Gillard denying
Bob Brown trying
Bob Brown TRYING
Bob Brown tiring
Shoppers shopping
This guy ‘hi-ing’
That guy ‘hi-ing’
Everyone DYING
People DYING
Penguins DYING
Polar bears DYING
Extremely rare bilbies DYING
Whales DYING
Fairies DYING
T-shirts DYEING
Hair DYEING
CAPTAIN PLANET FLYING
Captain Planet dying
Solar power men firing
Oil men hiring hiring hiring
Future prospects – terrifying!
Ocean rises – horrifying!
Gaia dying
Gaia dying
Planet frying
Koalas sighing
Kittens crying
KITTENS CRYING!

6 comments:

RebeccaH said...

I swear I was moved to tears. Well done.

:-D

richard mcenroe said...

Truly was I moved. Better than All-Bran.

TimT said...

Thanks folks! Paco's link has brought in some nice visitors, I see. I'm quite pleased with how this poem has turned out, and there are a number of uses I think I might put it to.

bingbing said...

Love it!

However, there's a kitten at home that can't have his tears gently wiped away for at least another three hours.

:(

sdog said...

I think you need to sign up Debbie from eHarmony to do a dramatic reading of your pome.

Irobot said...

I'm not a cat person and even I was moved.

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