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Monday, May 23, 2011

Things I have learnt: a continuing list

#979868
Licking the plate is fun, but can be problematic. Especially if you have a beard.

#47
The cat might be winding its way around your legs because it likes you. It might also be doing that because it hopes to trip you up, causing a fatal and irreversible accident which results in you breaking several bones in your body and/or dying. How do you know which it is? Well -

1) Is it happening at the top of a flight of stairs?
a) Yes.
b) No.

2) Is it happening after you have done something the cat dislikes? (Taking them to the vet, etc)
a) Yes.
b) No.

3) Is your cat a psychopath?
a) Yes.
b) No.

- this quiz will probably not help you.

2 comments:

Caz said...

Cats have beards, lick plates, and do not find it at all problematic, as far as I can tell.

Beards and licking plates need not, therefore, be mutually exclusive.

TimT said...

Those catbeards get a lot of things stuck in them. Fine for a cat, for humans it can cause problems in wider society. Fair enough though, Dad always advised me to lick the plates in the kitchen when no-one was looking...

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