Scientists invent genetically-modified solar-powered cigarette in order to assist people who are giving up smoking with taxpayer money.
a) Should we be paying for this?
b) What if it was a racist lesbian nuclear-powered chocolate cake instead of a genetically-modified solar-powered cigarette?
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