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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Problems are no problems with me!

Problem: your kitchen looks dirty. There are plates and cutlery everywhere.

Solution: squirt a lot of detergent into the sink, and begin running the hot water. The bubbles will start mounting up. Pretty soon you will be able to plop all of the plates and cutlery into the sink, and out of sight, as they will be covered up neatly by the bubbles.

Now, your kitchen doesn't look dirty at all. Rather, it gives the pleasing impression of industry and efficiency, and you can leave it that way for the next few hours. PROBLEM SOLVED.

3 comments:

Shelley said...

You make an excellent hausfrau.

epicormicgrowth said...

Sounds like an excellent plan...

TimT said...

Once the bubbles subside, though, then it gets difficult.

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