PLAN: to genetically engineer a better version of the quokka.
It will be called the quikka.
By breeding a small, herbivorous macropod that eats vegetables slightly more rapidly than it would have done otherwise, my path to world supremacy will be virtually assured. Watch out, everyone, here I come!
UPDATE! - A quokkadile - a quokka crossed with a crocodile. The most fearsome creature known to small, ground-hugging shrubs.
A quakka - a quokka crossed with a duck.
Also working on a plan to cross a quokka, duck, and frog in order to breed a creature that will shock librarians all over the world. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the fukka.
Not a quikka.