Person lies down in lovely warm bath. Lovely warm bath is lovely.
Cat comes along and, to be companionable, lies down on lovely green bath mat. Lovely green bath mat really is all that.
Lovely warm bath has become slightly-less-lovely, slightly more lukewarm. Person stands up to get out of bath. Sees that cat is spread out all over lovely green bath mat.
Person looks at cat.
Cat looks at person.
Five hours later...
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