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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Cat news

Cat news: finally, the media is covering the important stuff
LALOR, SATURDAY - In a development of local, state, federal, national, international, galactic, intergalactic, universal, and multiversal import, Beatrice the cat has sat in someone's lap. She sat in someone's lap and stayed sitting in someone's lap before continuing to sit in someone's lap and then sitting in someone's lap some more and continuing to sit in someone's lap also in addition. After further lap sitting, closely followed up by another bout of lap sitting, she has continued with the lap sitting in order to further continue the lap sitting before sitting in someone's lap some more.

As this situation, with social, economic, legal, artistic, scientific, spiritual, and so on, implications develops, Beatrice the cat has continued to sit in someone's lap before, in a radical change, going over into someone else's lap and sitting in their lap instead and continuing to sit in that lap until she has gone over and sat in the first lap and continued to sit in that lap in an unprecedented bout of lap sitting. (Unprecedented since the last time it happened, that is.)

In related world-changing-life-altering-mind-blowing-community-evolving-etc news Harriet the cat has walked around the house and the garden rubbing herself against things. While walking around the house and garden rubbing herself against things she has continued to walk around the house and garden rubbing herself against things while also walking around the house and garden rubbing herself against things before walking around the house and garden rubbing herself against things. In a radical-bizarre-curious-explosive-and-not-very-different-difference, occasionally instead of walking around the house and garden rubbing herself against things, Harriet the cat has sometimes walked around the garden and house and rubbed herself against things or even rubbed herself against things before walking around the garden and house.

In response, Beatrice the cat has mainly continued to sit in someone's lap.

We'll bring you more on this developing development as it develops. (That is, if it actually does develop.)

ELSEWHERE IN CAT NEWS
OPINION - Is it a lap if I'm lying down? (Panel discussions involving all important experts everywhere)
ADVICE - Good things to rub yourself against. (Harriet the cat's regular column.)

PLUS! Cryptic crossword! 


1.  Backwards pan cooks a nice sleep.
2. Confused act, with whiskers.

2 comments:

Mitzi G Burger said...

1. nap
2. cat

Fascinating fallout from the lap situation (ouch.)

TimT said...

Good lord, you are the mastermind (mistressmind?) of Cryptic Crosswords, Mitzi G Burger!

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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