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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Tuna time

When it comes to music, some people have perfect pitch, some people have imperfect pitch. I personally have cricket pitch. (I may have said something like this before. When it comes to my memory I have cricket pitch as well.) Anyway, despite all this, I also have a piano. It's only recently come to Lalor, from Newcastle, and it sits in the corner. We seem to get on well enough, the piano and me and my cricket pitch. Occasionally I even go and throw a couple of overs at it.

But lately, in spite of my devastating infirmity, I have noticed the piano changing. It sits in the corner, glowering at me. Occasionally it stomps about. Lets out a loud harrumph when I'm looking in the other direction. Yes, it is true: my piano is quickly changing from being well-tempered to bad-tempered.

How to fix all this? Get in a tuna, of course. So that's what we've done. The tuna is coming in first thing tomorrow morning. I've told the tuna not to worry about the balls; if he has a bat, stumps and a bail it should be fine. So we'll see how that works out.

4 comments:

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

There was something fishy about that piano tuna.

TimT said...

You think he pilchard our money?

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

No, it's just that he really struck a chord.

TimT said...

Anyway, I'll have you know there's nothing with that tuna. Like all tuna he comes from a respectable school.

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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