A clusterfuck is a big, complicated, fuck-up.
A flustercluck is what our chooks do every morning when I give them food.
A filibuster is a long speech to waste time.
A flillybluster is a long speech to waste time by a not very good speaker.
A ballyfluster is a long speech to waste time by a speaker who is, frankly, appalling.
A ballyflustercluck is a long speech to waste time by a chicken.
An oligopoly is rule by rich people.
Oh, and a rolipoligopoly is a rule by lovable fat people, like Chesterton.
I long for the day when we, too, in Australia have a true rolipoligopoly.
UPDATE! - Here's one definition I don't have a word for: 'wanting to scratch your bum while you are walking up the street but not being able to because you know there is a person right behind you who will see every little detail.' What's the word for that, anyone know? (Wordless definitions, there's another idea for a blog post...)
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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- The Bolta. Aiyeeeeee!!!!!
- Bad Apple Audrey
- The cartoon church
- Sir Martinkus
- A Zemblanian abroad and at home
- A hodge podge of hotzeplotz
- THE SLAMMA!
- Jottlesby's nottings, or should that be Nottlesby's jottings?
- The Snarking of the Hunt
- Jazzy Hands
- David of Metal City
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- The Blogger on the Cast Iron Balcony
- Be an Opinion Dominion Minion!
- ... and Fel
- His brilliant career - from whale sushi to crumbed prawn
- Jo Blogs
- Yet another Tim
- Was two peas, now three peas
- ... Still Life - now with extra rotating cats!
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- Blink and you'll miss 'er
- Red in the land of the tigers!
- Wire of Vibe
- Chase him, ladies, he's in the cavalry!
- The Non-palindromical Editrix in Germanium
- Old Sterne
- The briefs...
- ... and the brieflets
- The Purple Blog
- Blairville, lair of all that is wicked and perfidious
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- EXTREEEEEEEME WYNTER!
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