You SUCK... a great deal less than my unjust interruption might lead you to have expected.
Get off the stage... and into a recording studio quickly, so everyone can hear your divine voice!
I rate your show a big fat O.... as in OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS WONDERFUL!
DisGUSted - discussed it with all my friends and we all agree this is great!
SHUT UP... that fenestral aperture, because the street noise is interfering with my appreciation of their lovely lyrics!
Idea in part adapted from this. Suggest a few more in comments and I might throw them in the next copy of Badger's Dozen.