Fair Phyllis had one chocolate frog.
Fair Phyllis had one more.
Fair Phyllis had one for the road.
Another. That makes four.
Loe Phyllis!, cried her Romulet,
Where are the chocolate Freddos?
For I your swain have laboured long
At lambing in the meadows.
Fair Phyllis wiped her rosebud lips
And kissed him, one, two, three.
O! Reader! Learn the moral well!
Whatever that may be.
Merry Christmas everyone.