(Written after a Facebook discussion about cliches)
O darling o darling your eyes sighs and thighs we flew high through the sky you cannot deny it's just such a pity YOU ARE FULL OF LIES.
All those tears through the years when my worst fears came true (about you)
It was love at first sight yeah right now it's night and the light in our eyes has turned to complete and utter shite
When we walked in the park with the lark hark and then it turned dark fark,
Now it's all doom and gloom not bloom and presume not bride and not groom
And what do I care for your fair hair everywhere and whether or not certain of your body parts are bare?
My life has come to the knife.... Or possibly the fork.
NOW I DIE AND YOU CRY WHY IT IS NO USE BUT GOODBYYYYYYYYYYE!