Random stuff from my notebook

Sprung has sprong, and the very grackles and bonnets do frolic and blithesome in the coots. Behold! For the sun sits soft on the budded leas, beaming and leering as if to say, Peek-a-boo! You're on the loo! For it is sprung, sprung, it is spronging, it shall sprang sprongishly, how merry and gay are we!

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I was just in the kitchen drilling holes in my Swiss cheese, which I had planned to do prior to picking out the hundreds and thousands from the har with tweezers so I could sort them according to colour, and count them out, when what should pop up on my Facebook wall but the following message...

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Season of sniffs and mild snuffliness,

Close-bosom friend of the maturing mould,

Conspiring with him how to load and bless

The wheezing windpipes with oncoming cold.

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Introduction by Polyfustibus Margentius Ham

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The Prime Minister has spoken out against uncontranonantiracism today, urging all like-minded uncontranonantiracist Australians to do the same.

Her statement has come amidst concerns about rising levels of antidisunsexistnoncontrahomophobia and proantidisestablishmentarianclassism sweeping the nation.

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May the talons of justice shred the honking beak of the itnerloper as a tractor blitzkreigs a bag of silken tofu.

 But in a nice way.

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The sable swan moves on

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"My clothes!"

"My dignity!"

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Keeping your options open

Either/or

Omnivore.

(And much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much more.