Yo look at me I'm a bigarsemothafucka
I'm bigger than a subatomic particle sucker -
I am wider than neutrinos I am taller than a quark
More light comes from me than a black cat in the dark!
Yo yo I'm really something I'm more real than a zero -
Not just some something something, I'm a real something hero -
I am smarter than a feather I am faster than a rock
I have more ironic subtlety than a case of electric shock -
I am much more left than right I am much more right than wrong
And I'm super-duper long - like I'm longer than this song.