Youse can all use this

An additional verse to Gerard Nolste Trenité's poem about English spelling, accurately entitled The Chaos. You can read the original poem here.

Additional verse to The Chaos

What shall I say to you of youse,

A use which some don't like to use? 

Some find it gross, I find it grouse,

And often use it round my house. 

But please don't ask me to espouse

Upon the wherefores, whys or hows. 

(Australians use it - not the US - 

Land of St Louis - or St Louis!)